Poyzii: Mom, you cut off my dream.
Mom: What? Do you know what time it is now? It's 6:45 am . You have only 15 minutes to get ready for your new school. So, hurry and get up.
Poyzii: Oh....OMG...., you are right, mom. Damn..., I almost forget that today is my first day of getting into Harvard High School . By the way, I didn't hear Asahi...crowing as usually, that's why i got up late. What's happening to him?
Mom: Well, yesterday your dad gave him a wrong plate of water. He gave him a plate with Tiger beer in it. Hence, now the rooster is still sleeping with his two feet up.
Poyzii: Oh my.... so you should give him some lemonade to wake him up.
Mom: Ogay..., I know what to do. Now, hurry up and get dress to school.
Poyzii: Yes, mom.
Poyzii hops out from her bed carelessly which causes her to get slip and fall down to the ground severely.
Poyzii: Ouch.... my head is bumping. It's hurt. What a bad day.
Well, this is her life that fulfills with bad luck endlessly.
After getting ready, she runs off to Harvard. It takes her 15 minutes to get there. Once she got there, the door has already been closed and everyone is preparing for the opening ceremony and for the flag salutation.
With such in a turmoil and feared mind, she runs around the school to find a way to get in. At last, she found a small hole of a broken wall that is being covered with bushes. She decided to climb up the wall and jump through the hole. Her plan is totally successful, but her skirt has been torn on the right side.Fortunately, she has a lot of paper clips, so she is able to manage her skirt. As soon as her skirt is being fixed, she rushes to the main campus to attend the ceremony. By the time she gets there, her intimate friends (Cocojamor, Karaketh, Jipongteacon, and Kevin chork) are already lining up at the corner with their new classmates.
Jipongteacon mindlessly calls Poyzii to come by waving his hand. At the same times, Mr. Moley principle intent to relegate two volunteering students to pull up the flag. He then sees this boy waving his hand. So, he think that JPTC wants to do it and he calls him up.
Mr. Moley principle: Hey, student who raises hand over there, please come up here.
JPTC look back and forth.
JPTC: Are you calling me.
Mr. Moley principle: Yes, you! who else...Didn't you want to pull the flag?
JPTC: I....I...
Mr. Moley principle: Come on hurry, don't waste our times.
JPTC: Yes, sir......
JPTC walks toward the flag support with two shaken legs in a wave pattern that causes a great burst of laughter by the students and the teachers. The other from the same class is being selected too. Her name is Kanjananana, the most shiest and quietest girl in the city. She rarely speak to anybody. Her motion is also funny. The way she walks is like military marching. While they both are standing next to the flag support, Mr. Moley principle calls up a group of students which led by Phumen boy to sing the national song.
Mr. Moley principle: Hey all students, listen to Phumen boy and sing after him. Don't miss any note ok?
Students in a singing group: Yes, sir...
Mr. Moley principle: Are you guys ready?
Students on the stage: Yes, sir...we are ready.
Mr. Moley principle: Ok, everyone down there be quiet. Phumen boy let's start.Music please.
.........................................Music............................................................
Phumen boy: Som pok tevada~~~~~~~~~
singing group: som pok tevada---
Phumen boy: Reksa moha kyat yerng~~~~
singing group:Reksa moha kyat yerng~~~~
Phumen boy:Oy ban rong reong~~~~~~~bum~~~~bum~~bum~~~
singing group: oy ban rong reong~~~~~phet-----phet~~~phet~~~~
Phymen boy: doy chey mengkol~~~~phoat~~~~phoat~~~~phoat~~~~
singing group: doy chey mengkol~~~phit~~~~phit~~~~~phit~~~~~
The singing group try to imitate Phumen boy's voice,but unfortunately they also imitated his fart. Yesterday, he ate a lot of nuts, that is why today he farts a lot that he cannot control it. By chance the awful odor is being deliveried through wind to the students and the teachers .
The song has not finished yet ,almost everyone loses their consciousness. Some laugh to their death and pee on their pans while other pull off each other hair. JPTC is also laughing until he banks his head toward the flag support that causes him a great bleeding nose. As Kanjananana sees this, she could not do anything besides running around in a nervous manner.Finally, she takes her hair and stuffs inside JPTC's nose, their hearts immediately pounding with excitement. As JPTC opens his mouth and says thank you, Kanjananana instantly feels dizzy and vomits on his clothes. She ends up knocking down on the floor. Poyzii and her intimate friends sight this and come up to the front to give cotton to JPTC to defer the bleeding. They also brings Kajananana to a nursing department.At this moment, everyone seems to be in a huge turmoil ,even the teachers could not control themselves. At last, Mr. principle Moley closes the ceremony and tells everyone to go home.
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